THE BEAST

Every Time I Die and The Damned Things vocalist Keith Buckley has revealed that he's now an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church, a non-denominational religious organization founded in 1962.
Buckley shared a photo (see below) of his newly acquired 'Credentials of Ministry' and may be available to officiate your wedding (state laws vary with regard to the Universal Life Church).

eat my shorts motherfuckers I’m god now you can’t tell me shit pic.twitter.com/ECdkNcej9L

— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) September 16, 2019

Via LambGoat