THE BEAST

You guys may wanna sit down. This is gonna be a real shock to the system. Man, I wish I didn’t have to be the one to tell you guys this. Okay. Deep breath. Here it goes:

Chris Fehn would like to re-join Slipknot should the opportunity ever arise.

Are you okay? I know, it’s… it’s a lot to take in all at once.

I can hear you ask, “didn’t Chris leave Slipknot to pursue creative new avenues for hitting things with a stick and giving his nose hand-jibbers, and not over, say, a dispute over money?” Yeah. That had been my understanding, too. I guess after five months of being unKnotted, Fehn has already explored those stick-hitting and sinus-clearing possibilities to their fullest. I mean, either that, or he’s aware that he had the easiest job in the fucking world and he’s the only one who cares that he lost it.

ANYWAY, no word on what Corey Taylor thinks about the possibility of reconciling with Fehn… but I suspect his feelings on the subject can be summed up in four words: All hope is gone.

You can get tickets to see the Fehn-less Slipknot here .

Via MetalSucks