Maynard Mocks Tommy Lee: “He Didn’t Even Write It” Wednesday August 21 2019, 11:01 PM
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Maynard Mocks Tommy Lee: “He Didn’t Even Write It”

Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan responded to fans on Twitter using his Puscifer account.
Maynard mockingly reacted to Tommy Lee ’s recent statement about Trump and supporters of Trump.
Here’s Tommy’s political statement that he shared on Twitter:
“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so f*cking hard for all of this sh*t. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One, p*ssy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the c*ckpit.
We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted f*cks. Try the McPence.
 
It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap.
We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow.
Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”
 
A fan named Jeff Eves tagged Puscifer, and said:
“Hey @puscifer, there’s comedy and then there’s this stupidity…”
And Maynard responded:
“And it gets funnier. He didn’t even write it. #comedyfirstandalways#everyoneisamess”



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