In a quaint, charming town in the United States, a crowd is gathered before a stage, eagerly awaiting a concert by Six Feet Under , marketed as "Festive Death Metal."
The first familiar notes of "Jingle Bells" begin and the crowd relaxes. All of a sudden, Santa Barnes steps up to the microphone, grunting out "Merry motherfucking Christmas," and a guitar slide announces the grinding of a groove metal rhythm that fills the area.
Violently headbanging, Santa growls the lyrics of "Jingle Bells," closely followed by the downtuned guitars and a strong bass foundation. The concertgoers are shocked, and an old couple is currently being checked by an EMT.
This is what "Jingle Bells" in the Six Feet Under style sounds like. Otu of Moonic Productions has allowed us to reimagine the classic in the style of menacing Florida Death Metal. There's even a slower, chugging segment dedicated to Brutalf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
While the lyrics don't fit the usual Chris Barnes fare, the tune is as groovy and heavy-sounding as it can be and would be a rightful contender against your neighbor's playing of "normal" holiday songs.
Enjoy the Holiday cheer with Santa Barnes below:
Via UG
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