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Tune in Tonight to The MentalMetal Show with Dj Metalgod we be playing new tunes, rant about bulshit, and keep you updated on the latest news in metal
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Tune in Tonight to The MentalMetal Show with Dj Metalgod we be playing new tunes, rant about bulshit, and keep you updated on the latest news in metal
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, EVERY ONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE, MOM'S AT THE WHORE HOUSE DAD'S SMOKING CRACK, I JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF AZZ, WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HERD SUCH A CLATTER I SPRANG FROM MY PIECE OF AZZ... TO SEE WHATS THE MATTER, WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG BITCH IN THE MOMENT I KNEW IT MUST BE SAINT NICK, HE FELL DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL, IN THE MOMENT I KNEW THE FAT FUCKER HAD FELL , HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS WITH PRETZELS AND BEER AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER, HE FLEW UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART, THAT MOMENT I KNEW, HE BLEW THE FUCKER APART, HE CURSED AND HE SWORE AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT SAYING PISS ON YALL AND HAVE A FUCKED UP NIGHT... TIMES ARE TUFF TIMES ARE HARD HERES YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMASS CARD...............LMAO
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, EVERY ONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE, MOM'S AT THE WHORE HOUSE DAD'S SMOKING CRACK, I JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF AZZ, WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HERD SUCH A CLATTER I SPRANG FROM MY PIECE OF AZZ... TO SEE WHATS THE MATTER, WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG BITCH IN THE MOMENT I KNEW IT MUST BE SAINT NICK, HE FELL DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL, IN THE MOMENT I KNEW THE FAT FUCKER HAD FELL , HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS WITH PRETZELS AND BEER AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER, HE FLEW UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART, THAT MOMENT I KNEW, HE BLEW THE FUCKER APART, HE CURSED AND HE SWORE AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT SAYING PISS ON YALL AND HAVE A FUCKED UP NIGHT... TIMES ARE TUFF TIMES ARE HARD HERES YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMASS CARD...............LMAO
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Happy Holidays All!!!
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