On The Golden Age of Grotesque, shock rocker Marilyn Manson penned the song "This Is the New Shit," which contained the lyric, "And now it's 'You know who,' I got the 'You know what' / I stick it 'You know where,'" which is a perfect tag line for his latest merch item: the Marilyn Manson dildo.
Yes, it's real, yes, it's official and, yes, it's for sale. "The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo and Bag includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bag for easy and discreet storage," reads a product description on Manson's website. It also states, "Please note that the paint on Marilyn Manson's face is environmentally safe. May fade with multiple uses."
This $125 branded dildo measures eight inches in length and one-and-a-half inches in diameter and features a suction cup base. The name "Marilyn Manson" is printed along the shaft and features Manson's face at the top.
Purchase yours here.
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